The strange confessions of a totally dork queen.

Big projects! We can do it, chums!

Posted by: Hannah on: March 10, 2008

I have two huge long term assignments in school. For History, I have a five page paper on the Sistine Chapel (a topic I chose) and also a science project on whether or not fingerprint patterns are inherited. ( a topic I also chose) So I can’t complain, I hope to learn something from it.

I was thinking about doing a project on this castle called Canarfen (yes, Canarfen) because its somewhat of a personal joke between me and thekrazylady. But I really don’t know how to spell it. Ah well. The Sistine Chapel stands. It happens. And I still lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve life, regardless!

I quite like Sundays.

Posted by: Hannah on: March 10, 2008

Sundays are nice, aren’t they? Church in the morning if you do that, then the colored comics are there on Sunday and you find out about Sama’s latest adventures in Undertown or read about the oh-so true Stone Family of Stone Soup, then you chill out. Unless of course, like me, you put off all your homework.

I started this post on Sunday, but then I had somewhere to go. So that explains this whole thing.

My hearts beating oh-so-rapidly.

Posted by: Hannah on: March 7, 2008

And YOU won’t know why. Anyways, I haven’t been posting because a lot of crap and junk and very depressing things have happened. But you know what? When you’re in a situation like mine, remember this phrase I made by twisting/compounding two phrases: When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life’s eyes, then make everyone wonder why you’re still smiling.

Let me tell you a secret: I smile and laugh a lot, but I’m not as whimsical and light-hearted as I let on. When stuff goes on, let it take course,mourn, weep your eyes out, worry a bit, but then its vital smile, laugh, be goofy even if you don’t feel the slightest bit silly. As it is said in Now and Then, “Things happen in your life that you can’t stop. But that’s no reason to shut out the world.” People, that is too true. Smile, let the sun rest on your face, and run like you are being chased for the heck of it at the slightest sound of “Chickie the Cop!!”

Oh, and ma royal biffles…….

CHICKIE THE COP!!!!

My hair is gone….. lol!

Posted by: Hannah on: March 5, 2008

Dang… now I definitely need a new picture for my header! I got a haircut! It used to fall around mid-back, but now its just below my shoulders! I had it thinned too… I like it a lot better! But now I realized something. Thekrazylady and I joke sometimes about how Tomo from Azumanga Daioh is my twin, and now I cut my hair….. just like her! Me oh my….

Ah hello, my royal buddiosos, as many of you know, yesterday was the kingdom’s Weird Day! Last night my friends and I partied like krazy, eating junk (and pasta), kareoke (or however you speil it), and an all nite sleepover! We talked about people we knew, and before a few of us went to bed, we took a pledge that everything that happens in the sleepover stays in the sleepover. We swore over Mountain Dew…. which gave me a huge head when I woke up this morning, and having slept on the floor did not help. We finally shuffled downstairs and had our waffles. Orange juice is the miracle for Mountain Dew hangovers. Just sayin’. Anyways, our town’s [which we shall call Boresville] teachers are on strike because the stupid mayor is refusing to give them a raise even though the cost of living is going up. So thanks to that, they’re refusing to do all extra activities and doing only what is in their contract. So they’re canceling ALL our activities, including the dance, the yearly basketball event, and the eighth grade trip to Canobie Lake Park! Those jerks…. anyways, they’re also not doing extra help after school. Perfect. Leaving us to figure out heredity and monomials without their help is totally stinky. DO YOUR STUPID JOB. Anyways, at the party, we got a le fabulosa idea to throw our own events. Forget them.

Dots and Tootsie Pops!

Posted by: Hannah on: February 26, 2008

Hello, hello everyone with internet connection!!! Its time to break out the sugar! Pour out the carbonated drinks! Load up on carbs! Because today is annual Not-Health Day! I’m just lyin’ of course, but if ya’ll really wanna let yourself go, you can go on. Anyway, NBM publishing turned us down. And you know what? They can go dunk their head a bucket of cold water, cuz me and Krazy are gonna go a different route! Thats right!! Self publishing! We found a website that allows us to do that. Thats right! No deadlines, no required paper size, ah, who needs a publishing agency anyways, eh?

I wonder what my friends are doing right now? I haven’t seen them in forever, since I became an ostracized leper. Okay, I don’t have leprosy, just a bad cold, but I still have to stay inside on the couch.

I think I might find a new pic for my header.

Heres to the girl whos fingers bleed from playing guitar….

Posted by: Hannah on: February 26, 2008

Thats a line from the Superchic[k] song Anthem. Its one of my ultimate fave songs by them! Anyways, todays been just another sick day. I don’t get it. I’m not sick enough to stay home. I feel fine. Ah well. I wish I could play an instrument. But then I couldn’t be in chorus, and.. besides, I quit band in the fifth grade. I probably could have done it with oodles of practice, but I don’t have a large enough attention span. What I really wanna play is the bass. Its just cool and I love the way the bass just…. beat. Its almost sounds like a string drum, but, then again, I could also say it sounds like a guitar once it passed puberty and its voice got deeper. I’m really bad at describing this stuff, but hey, its the best I can do. My dad was in a band. Backup guitarist, lead vocals. Ha- I could never do that. My moms a good dancer. I’m just…. awful at dancing. But whatever. I’m good at being me.  Speaking of fam, my sis is in her last year of nursing school. Her last bit of training is at the VA.  I’m so happy for her. Apparently she had to learn all this gross stuff!

Whatever. I’ll get some career options another day.

Hear Ye, Hear, all those who see this site before thee!

Posted by: Hannah on: February 25, 2008

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! (Much fanfare and applause)

It’s me, the insane, whimsical, and extremely dorky Queen Roxy!!!

WOOT! Yeah, anyways, I’m done with that.  My name is Her dorkiness the Queen, Queen Roxy Doxy Dee, queen of the school, and all that weird jazzity jazz.

How you doing? I like ranting, laughing, running around, the sunshine, all that lovely stuff. I am a Christian, an alien, and a dork. But who needs popularity, anyhoo? I’m immature, and constantly sugar high. But enough about me. Who are YOU?

Lazyyyyyyyy

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