Sorry I haven’t posted in like ever! Like I said, life has been nutso. But I’ll try and make this one looonnng. Ish.  Anyways, today me, Scemo, Banana, and Fuz went to the park and went through the woodsy area. We cut through thorns, branches, climbed up a dangerously steep and soft hill, going out of terra firma. A little Latin there for you. Anyways, we found a little clearing thats going to be our clubhouse, and we also found a random recliner in the middle of the woods that we’re going to put a towel on so we can sit on it without getting communicable diseases. Wowza, we must seem like we’re ten! But we’re not. We just want something better to do than sit around and gossip or play organized sports. Actually yesterday when I suggested we start a dodge ball team, Banana just said “Hey, I have an idea! Lets make an army so we can like attack each other and stuff!” Then we all picked up branches and battled with them. Fuz actually smacked someone in the face and cut them in the chin. Oh, and as a reminder to all people who attend school in my kingdom, wear shorts tomorrow! Failure to do so will result in death penalty! Well-ness, my mom is going to teach me how to play Rummy now, and also, it is my dad’s birthday!

I don’t know what I’ ve been told,

Someone here is getting old,

Bad news is we sing off key, 

Good news is desert is free!

Happy 50th, Daddy Dee!