The strange confessions of a totally dork queen.

I was just on myspace and I see this vid called the scariest girl ever. DON’T WATCH IT! It made me run away. I had to have my mother x it out.

I saw Iron Man yesterday. Thekrazylady got wicked mad that I kept gasping and whimpering and well, screaming, but it was so gory. I’m not used to violent things. I guess it comes from hanging out with my mom, my aunts, and my big sisters, but I’m a romantic comedy buff!

I’m making an elouai of myself! I can only do the best I can, so it probably wont look like me.

UNDER ANOTHER USER NAME! Nah, just kidding, I barely have the attention span for this one. Thanks to total crappy events, I am going to give Think Roxy… a makeover! Yes, I just said what you thought I said! New friends page, new background, and new title! I’ve decided that I’m totally sick of being Queen Roxy! Even in my daily life, I shall change some things in my daily life! For example! I am going to… tell you about the secret mission I’m on when I’m through with it. I’m making an elouai doll… Pretty soon, I’ll have lots up!

No one REALLY talks like that, despite what they like to tell you in school. I have no excuse for not updating except for laziness. Today, Banana turns 14!!! She’s second or third oldest. I don’t know how old Batman or Peppers are- sorry guys! But I know she can’t be the oldest, because I’m pretty sure thats MM, whose 14th birthday was this past October. I’m actually the youngest out of my friends in my grade. But I’m the oldest of all the neighborhood kids. All parents of baby boomers or young families but thank heavens I have the princesses to keep me sane.  Hey, on my first day of freshman year, I’m going to be 13. I feel like Chiyo-chan from Azumanga Daioh, if I hadn’t said this before.

I, Queen Roxy, am going to let you in my world, and tell you what exactly is going on at this very moment. Lord of the Rings is on my television. Am I the only one who thinks that Smeagle, the good form of Gollem is really cute, like a kitten? What? Hey! LEAVE US ALONE! I’m eating a Now and Later from the Banana’s party, and I can smell that my mom’s cooking meatballs. Other than the voice of Faramir being tempted by the Ring, I can hear the hum of my PC. One of my favorite sounds.

Um. So yeah. I’ll try and keep posting.

Some of you readers know what happened. My grandfather, the Captain, died a few weeks ago. I read the eulogy at his funeral, and at the end I read the Irish blessing:

May the road rise to meet you,

May the wind always be at your back,

May the sun shine warm upon your face,

And rain fall soft upon your fields,

And until we meet again, may God hold you in the hollow of his hand.

Rest in Peace, Grandpa, I love you,

Sorry I haven’t posted in like ever! Like I said, life has been nutso. But I’ll try and make this one looonnng. Ish.  Anyways, today me, Scemo, Banana, and Fuz went to the park and went through the woodsy area. We cut through thorns, branches, climbed up a dangerously steep and soft hill, going out of terra firma. A little Latin there for you. Anyways, we found a little clearing thats going to be our clubhouse, and we also found a random recliner in the middle of the woods that we’re going to put a towel on so we can sit on it without getting communicable diseases. Wowza, we must seem like we’re ten! But we’re not. We just want something better to do than sit around and gossip or play organized sports. Actually yesterday when I suggested we start a dodge ball team, Banana just said “Hey, I have an idea! Lets make an army so we can like attack each other and stuff!” Then we all picked up branches and battled with them. Fuz actually smacked someone in the face and cut them in the chin. Oh, and as a reminder to all people who attend school in my kingdom, wear shorts tomorrow! Failure to do so will result in death penalty! Well-ness, my mom is going to teach me how to play Rummy now, and also, it is my dad’s birthday!

I don’t know what I’ ve been told,

Someone here is getting old,

Bad news is we sing off key, 

Good news is desert is free!

Happy 50th, Daddy Dee!

I have two huge long term assignments in school. For History, I have a five page paper on the Sistine Chapel (a topic I chose) and also a science project on whether or not fingerprint patterns are inherited. ( a topic I also chose) So I can’t complain, I hope to learn something from it.

I was thinking about doing a project on this castle called Canarfen (yes, Canarfen) because its somewhat of a personal joke between me and thekrazylady. But I really don’t know how to spell it. Ah well. The Sistine Chapel stands. It happens. And I still lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve life, regardless!

Sundays are nice, aren’t they? Church in the morning if you do that, then the colored comics are there on Sunday and you find out about Sama’s latest adventures in Undertown or read about the oh-so true Stone Family of Stone Soup, then you chill out. Unless of course, like me, you put off all your homework.

I started this post on Sunday, but then I had somewhere to go. So that explains this whole thing.

And YOU won’t know why. Anyways, I haven’t been posting because a lot of crap and junk and very depressing things have happened. But you know what? When you’re in a situation like mine, remember this phrase I made by twisting/compounding two phrases: When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life’s eyes, then make everyone wonder why you’re still smiling.

Let me tell you a secret: I smile and laugh a lot, but I’m not as whimsical and light-hearted as I let on. When stuff goes on, let it take course,mourn, weep your eyes out, worry a bit, but then its vital smile, laugh, be goofy even if you don’t feel the slightest bit silly. As it is said in Now and Then, “Things happen in your life that you can’t stop. But that’s no reason to shut out the world.” People, that is too true. Smile, let the sun rest on your face, and run like you are being chased for the heck of it at the slightest sound of “Chickie the Cop!!”

Oh, and ma royal biffles…….

CHICKIE THE COP!!!!

Dang… now I definitely need a new picture for my header! I got a haircut! It used to fall around mid-back, but now its just below my shoulders! I had it thinned too… I like it a lot better! But now I realized something. Thekrazylady and I joke sometimes about how Tomo from Azumanga Daioh is my twin, and now I cut my hair….. just like her! Me oh my….